Random Thoughts Of The Day - Part 1

7/26 - Random Thought of The Day : A Back to the Future porno. The plot would be people traveling to different decades, the 1920's, the 1950's, the 1990's and have sex. The possibilities are endless. Think of all that futuristic sex, and all the perfect moments to yell 'Great Scott'! I can't think of a good name for it though. Ideas anyone?

8/8 - Random Thought of the Day : It is my belief that in the song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" (the Charlie Daniels version), the devil should win. He was able to produce an electric guitar sound from a acoustic fiddle, that has to account for something. However in the Guitar Hero III version, Johnny wins with a much mo...re rockin' solo. The Primus version is too weird to choose a winner. Thoughts anyone?

8/10 - Random Thought Of The Day : If pork is the other white meat, what's the first white meat? Is it chicken? I think it's chicken. I need answers people.

9/20 - Random Thought Of The Day: Is it weird that I'm rocking out to the Donkey Kong 64 soundtrack. This shit is catchy.

9/23 - Random Thought Of The Day : LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES. AND WHEN THE DAY IS DONE AND THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THE MOONLIGHT'S SHINING THROOOOO...ahem. Sorry. Listening to Meat Loaf while writing a paper.

Life Without a Phone Stinks (replace stinks with dirtier word)

I am not good with technology. I had a laptop...it died. I had an iPod...it died...twice. I had a graphic calculator...it also died twice. I had an Xbox 360, well you get the picture. Last Friday, my phone died. And I mean died. Like the screen flashed red over and over again. I can only assume that it bled out and passed on. So until I can get to the AT&T store which is this Friday, I am without a phone. This really, REALLY stinks (again, replace with dirtier word). Not that I'm a huge talker on the phone, I barely use any minutes. Or a huge texter. I really only text my roommates and mother. The real problem I'm having is not knowing the time. I never know what time it is now. Am I running late for class? How much time is left in class? Is it getting late? Should I go to bed? I DON'T KNOW!!! It's agonizing. the only option I have is to ask other people for the time...and I don't really like people. I like my friends and family, but the general public not so much. And I don't think the public likes me very much. I get many dirty looks, but that's something else I think. Who knew a little piece of plastic and electronics controls our lives so much. I think I took it for granted sometimes. I forget its there, forget to charge it, things like that. Now that it's dead, I feel like a little part of me died. The time telling part at least. Also my ghost vibrations are gone. I feel so weird at the moment. I need you back. Quote Fort Minor lyrics, "Where'd you go? I miss you so". So the next time you throw or abuse your phone again, just think about how much life sucks without it. I mean, it's not life threatening like...your heart dying, it's like a metaphorical death. I don't know, I'm not a philosopher.